January 2012
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Everybody have fun tonight!
Everybody Wang Chung tonight!
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Alignment: Chaotic Annoyed
If you are printing off over a thousand pages of Public Policy reading (you are NOT going to read all that shit) on the ENGINEERING printer (meant for engineering business only, this is important because printing is not free otherwise) and not even be arsed to stick around for it to print, meaning I, the person behind you who wants to print one page, have to reload the paper twice and sit around...
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I always think the phrase "losing your virginity"...
liamdryden:
tearsofrassilon:
derych:
owlssayhooot:
what about
I set my virginity free like a bird on a wing
I released my virginity into the wild
I SHOT MY VIRGINITY THROUGH SPACE AND IT IS NOW A STAR IN THE SKY
I think that sounds much more positive
virginity is a leaf on the wind. WATCH HOW IT SOARS.
My virginity is gone. Get over it.
My virginity is as free as America.
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kimberleycommonname replied to your post: So, yesterday sucked
Running always helps when I’m stressed out too. Plus, I can run way fucking longer and it feels really fucking good too. Yay endorphins!
Oh no, it’s not going to be as good when I’m not stressed?
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So, yesterday sucked
for a number of reasons, and I was hoping to go to sleep and wake up feeling refreshed and ready for a new day. Instead, I had 2 nightmares. So today, I was so stressed that I went for a run.
This is really strange, because for the last 20 years, I’ve hated running with every fiber of my being. But I didn’t know what to do, and the alternative was sitting in my room alone and sleeping...
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I don't know.
kimberleycommonname replied to your post: Kind of hilarious solution:
did it work?
…Maybe.
Kind of hilarious solution:
downloaded Tumblr Savior and blacklisted the word ‘reblogged’
you think they prepare you for everything in RA...
there’s like a 3 hour session on dealing with every disaster you can possibly think of.
and then something happens that you would never have expected. fuck fuck fuck.
I thought of an alternative to deleting tumblr:
somehow only show original posts on my dashboard. No reblogs. A lot less superfluous consumption that way. Will look into this.
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Currently:
looking at the reviews for Rachel and Her Children on goodreads, identifying assholes, and judging them.
I mean, I can think of reasons.
My bulletin board sucks for some reason, he just wants to warn me because I was a little late to one of the meetings and missed a deadline, someone saw me changing because I’m too lazy to close my window and was scandalized, for some reason someone knows I have drugs in here, but I don’t actually think it’s any of these things, because my bulletin board is extra beautiful, we...
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johnnyrockhard replied to your post: Come now, Michelle.
What do you do?
I’m an RA. I’m a good one, I honestly can’t think of a legit bad reason he’d be calling me in but I am still super nervous.
Come now, Michelle.
“Can you stop by my office for 2 minutes” != “You are in trouble.” My boss most likely has a totally legitimate reason for me to stop by.
oh who am I kidding I’m going to sit in my room and be a nervous wreck for the next 24 hours.
michael-danger:
pvlse:
tyronebanks:
is this a gummi worm or a sex toy? idgi
help i'm on the internet and i can't get up
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Is it Possible to Have a Two-Way Conversation With...
oneironautical:
mentalflossr:
Call us morbid, but we’ve always wondered whether a decapitated head can still see for any length of time after being severed. Fortunately, we discovered that we aren’t the first people who’ve scratched their heads over this curiosity.
In the early 19th-century France (back when being guillotined was more or less a rite of passage), a series of scientists...
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I feel like it’s only fair to tell y’all I’m considering deleting. I spend too much time on the interwebs, and so my options seem to be either to unfollow people I genuinely like and want to hear about, or to just delete the whole thing.
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Sometimes I think about getting off the internet forever. It seems like it would be really relaxing.
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kimberleycommonname replied to your post: I may or may not watch Sherlock today (I think I…
ahhhhhhhhh new Sherlock fuck I’ll have to wait till tomorrow. ahhhhhhhhhh.
Haha, if it helps, I think Boyfriend and I were maybe 15 minutes in when the quality was so shitty we stopped. I’ll just download it and watch it later; I don’t really mind spoilers.
On greatness and killing your ego.
dearcoketalk:
Dear Coquette,
How do I accept that I won’t ever be great or outstanding? I always thought I had talent, and maybe I’m not bad, but a great many people are far better. I can’t stop thinking this and it’s causing me great anxiety.
Kill your ego, because nothing you do will ever matter. That’s okay, though. It’s not just you. It’s all of us. It’s taken 100,000 years for our species...
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So, yesterday was pretty awesome
and I’m going to tell you about it, without apology, even though it’s not crazy or a great story like I imagine some of your New Year’s Eves might have been. (Who am I kidding, we all left Tumblr only briefly and then came back to check up on pictures of hot guys and cats).
No, but yesterday I hung around with Boyfriend, who I am sadly only seeing for a few days, then went to...
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I may or may not watch Sherlock today (I think I have a stream of the BBC liveplayer?) and if I do, there will not be spoilers on my blog. That is all, thank you.
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is this "tumblr support" the staff keeps talking...
smolderinghomosexuality:
stayinbedgrowyourhair:
i’ve always had the impression it’s just like a bobblehead doll with a grumpy expression and when you press its tummy it sighs snottily and takes away more site functionality.
If I had ever received any ‘support’ from Tumblr I wouldn’t have needed to install Missing E because THEY WOULD HAVE ALREADY FIXED THEIR SHIT.
Tumblr, good software is...
December 2011
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
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internet hug.
johnnyrockhard replied to your post: Everything can just go fuck off and die in a fire right now.
internet hug?
aww. you’re awesome, johnny.
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Everything can just go fuck off and die in a fire...
I really wish I hadn’t forgotten every comfort whale item I had when packing for break.
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Racialicious: "And We Shall Call This Moff's Law" →
afrogeekgoddess:
afrogeekgoddess:
An utterly BRILLIANT bit on the nature of critiquing pop culture. A must-read.
Feeling the desire to reblog this. A snippet:
“Of all the varieties of irritating comment out there, the absolute most annoying has to be “Why can’t you just watch the movie for what it is??? Why can’t you just enjoy it? Why do you have to analyze it???”
If you have posted...
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Rejecting Feminism: A Guide for Cis Men
garlandgrey:
Figure out early in life that equality is RAD! Equality, BRAH!
Deign to enter into a conversation about the inequality women face.
Like, almost break something patting yourself on the back for it.
Encounter a woman saying something that rankles you.
Refuse to consider that it rankles you because you were raised to believe that everything you said, no matter how stupid,...
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Wait, do people have sex with their glasses on?
I can’t ask my family this!
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fightinglegends replied to your post: So, apparently I’ve grown blindish
I think you’d look cute in glasses!
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