If you are printing off over a thousand pages of Public Policy reading (you are NOT going to read all that shit) on the ENGINEERING printer (meant for engineering business only, this is important because printing is not free otherwise) and not even be arsed to stick around for it to print, meaning I, the person behind you who wants to print one page, have to reload the paper twice and sit around for ten minutes, I will cancel all your print jobs.

And I’m pretty sure you only know there’s free printing there because I told you in our creative writing class two years ago.